Stolen from John Green's blog with a twist... it felt a little self-indulgent to Google my name, so I've substituted Andrew with Librarians...
Librarians need a better apologetic.
Librarians look like Pamela Lee.
Librarians say the dardnest things.
Librarians want to turn us all into privacy fiends.
Librarians do it by the book.
Librarians hate federated searching.
Librarians ask about taping copyrighted television programmes for educational use.
Librarians like reading lists.
Librarians eat questions for breakfast.
Librarians wear a Psychic Hood and carry a Force Weapon and have access to the Space Marine Armoury.
Librarians were arrested for the alleged crime of opening libraries, and thousands of books in their collections, including copies of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, books by George Orwell and other classic works of freedom, were labeled "subversive" and ordered to be seized or burned by the Cuban courts.
Librarians love banned books.
What do you think?
